It looks like you're throwing a party!

Would you like help?

HIPSTER PARTY PLANNING DOT BIZ

217.898.9262

Nate@
HipsterParty
Planning.biz

ABOUT
THIS TRASH
PARTY
KOMMANDMENTS
OUR
"SERVICES"
COOL
PORTFOLIO, BRO
NO THEME
TOO OBSCURE
MAIL-A-
PARTY™
PLAN *YOUR*
PARTY

"Because we mean business. About planning parties. For hipsters."
(Also, yes, we
are in fact a real, legitimate service.  Business cards and everything!)


 

 



 

 


 




So, you're PLANNING A PARTY, huh? Do you:
 

  • Have a VIRTUALLY LIMITLESS budget?

If you answered "YES" to any of these questions, congratulations — you have a personality disorder!

But, more importantly, you are also the
ideal audience for an event hosted by
HIPSTER PARTY
PLANNING . BIZ

— San Francisco's most pleasingly obscure
party planning service!

  • Hate silly contrivances like "creative control" and "veto power"?
  • Enjoy objects cLuMsiLY mAdE out of construction paper?

HIPSTER PARTY PLANNING DOT BIZ specializes in esoteric and ironic THEME PARTIES. We assault your guests' senses with a complete clusterfuck of charmingly amateurish decorations and activities — sure to inspire good times, envy, and yes, probably
a little fear
.

I am a manic overachiever whose arts + crafts skills never advanced beyond the 7th grade, and I will make sure you have the most insane, awesome, and bewildering party you've ever experienced.

You will start measuring time in terms of life before and AFTER your party. You will explode, fully-formed, into the blazing sun at the center of your social circle. You will get laid, probably, if that's what you're into.

This is the greatest thing I've ever made, by the way.
TOGETHER, we will transform your disposable income into an ironically good time — and a regular good time, too. Guaranteed.*

*OK, probably not guaranteed. The enjoyment of a party is pretty subjective. I mean, how's it my fault if your dumb dog died that day? I'm just saying.


 




 

 


 




Home | About | Kommandments | "Services" | Portfolio | Themes | Mail-A-Party™ | Contact

So many peeps come to this shit, I had to
hire this little motherfucker to keep track.

© 2015 Hipster Party Planning Dot Biz. All rights reserved. This site has been optimized for Netscape Navigator 2.0 or above.

.•* UPDATED BY WITCHES *•.